500 gigahertz? lara croft's boobs for a major rendering upgrade!?

From Popular Mechanics

Yes. The chip above, from IBM, contains 500 GHz of raw CPU power. I want that thing in my pants. And then in my computer; what a sexy piece of technology.

More:

• 500 GHz - 500 000 000 000 cycles per second; this thing is over 150 times the speed of your computer, averaging just over 1 000 000 fps in Doom 3 when running SLI. (I might have made that up)
  
• To run at these speeds, the chip has to be cooled to 4.5 Kelvins. Bummer? Not really; the chip still runs at 350 GHz when at room temperature. I can live with that... I guess.
  
• Chip can theoretically support 1 THz (terahertz), or 100 GHz, even at room temperature. Dude.

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